Sarabi Jokes

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. 
Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.  
Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? 

Pujaari ne peechha chhudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada". 
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"

Pujari: "Dharti badi"

Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"

Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"

Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Shiv bada"

Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"

Pujari: "Parbat bada"

Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"

Pujari: "Hanuman bada"

Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Ram bada"

Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"

Pujari: "arey mere baap TU Bata kaun bada"


Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada, Jo  puri 2 bottle pee ke bhi apni taango pe khada."