Jokes

- interview -


Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?


Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...






Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.


Banta child - how?


Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain




Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."








Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
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Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
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Girl: Kuch Nhi.
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Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
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Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy


"Letreen"


Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :->




GF: Where is my Birthday gift..
BF: you cav see that red hot ferrari on the otherside of road..
GF:(excitingly)-Yes
BF: Same color ki nailpolish li hee tere liye...


Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.








winter season me :
Golu-Are yaar nadi se bhaap kyu nikal raha hai..?
Molu-Lagta hai machchaliyan chai bana rahi hain..






In an exam,
a student who was prep but left D pg blank
At bottom drew flowers and wrote-
"In D memory of my memory,which recently passed away!