Santa Banta SMS

SANTA: “I Love U”
Means Kya Hota H?
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GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
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SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi “Pagli”




Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
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Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
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Santa: “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?

# Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
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Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books?
Santa: Darling, doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test.
So, I want to score good marks.


Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.

Santa:Tum mitti kyu khod rahe ho?
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Banta:yaar,Dada ji ne kaha k maine unka naam mitti me mila diya hai,

bas wahi dhoond raha hu.
h

Santa slapped Banta
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Banta: did u slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Santa: seriously
Banta: bach gaya !
I wont accept Funny things with me

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

Santa: Yes, I married her!

Banta 2 Santa: Oye Yeh Sent Msg Kya Hota Hai

Santa:
Jis Msg Mein Khushbo Ho Use Sent Msg Kehte Hai

Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte

Santa sote waqt 2 glass rakhta hai.
Ek mein paani bharke aur ek Khali
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kyu?
Socho?
Kyuki pyas lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bhi.

Santa: Oye Kya Kr Raha He?
Banta: Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hon!
Santa: Wo Kyu?
Banta: Wo Jab Bada Ho JayeGa, Us Se is ka matlab puchunga

Santa,banta dono bhai same class me they
Teacher:Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?
Brothers: Madam tusi Fir kahoge nakal maar li

Santa opened a petrol pump,
but not even one customer went there.
You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

Santa: ladki phasani ati hay
Banta: nahi
Santa: 1 kagaz ka jahaz bana, use class me uda
Jab Mam puche to ladki
ka nam laga de
BAS FAS GAI LADKI

Judge: Is ke dono kaan kaat do.
Santa: nahi main andha ho jaunga
Judge: Kaan kaatne se andha kaise hoga?
Santa: Chashma kaha lagaunga



Santa:ye plane itna bada hota hai,
to usse paint kaise karte he?

Banta: Jab plane udta hai tab wo chota hota hai,
tab fatafat paint karte ha