Sunday, May 29, 2011

Nokia Mobile hidden Codes list to do all the secret things




On the main screen on your Nokia Made mobile phone type in:

*#06# for checking the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity).
*#7780# reset to factory settings.
*#67705646# This will clear the LCD display(operator logo).
*#0000# To view software version.
*#2820# To show Bluetooth device address.
*#746025625# Sim clock allowed status.
#pw+1234567890+1# Shows if sim have restrictions.
*#92702689# takes you to a secret menu where you may find some of the information below:

1. Displays Serial Number.
2. Displays the Month and Year of Manufacture
3. Displays (if there) the date where the phone was purchased (MMYY)
4. Displays the date of the last repair if found (0000)
5. Shows life timer of phone (time passes since last start)

*#3370# Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) activation. Increase Signal strength, better signal reception. It also help if u want to use GPRS and the service is not responding or too slow. Phone battery will drain faster though.

*#3370* (EFR) deactivation. Phone will automatically restart. Increase battery life by 30% because phone receives less signal from network.

*#4720# Half Rate Codec activation.

*#4720* Half Rate Codec deactivation. The phone will automatically restart

If you forgot wallet code for Nokia S60 phone, use this code reset: *#7370925538#

Note, your data in the wallet will be erased. Phone will ask you the lock code. Default lock code is: 12345

Press *#3925538# to delete the contents and code of wallet.

Unlock service provider: Insert sim, turn phone on and press vol up(arrow keys) for 3 seconds, should say pin code. Press C,then press * message should flash, press * again and 04*pin*pin*pin# \

*#7328748263373738# resets security code.

Default Security code is 12345

Change closed caller group (settings >security settings>user groups) to 00000 and ure phone will sound the message tone when you are near a radar speed trap. Setting it to 500 will cause your phone 2 set off security alarms at shop exits, gr8 for practical jokes! (works with some of the Nokia phones.) Press and hold on the main screen to open wap browser.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Love SMS Messages


If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter then any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame,
every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

If I had letters "hrt" I can add "ea" and get heart, If I add u then Id "hurt" but I rather choose u and get hurt than have a heart without u.
You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming
Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous.
In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!
My favorite place to be is inside of your hugs where its warm and loving

Love SMS Messages

Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.


A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.




I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.




Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U...


I May Not Be a clock That may Text U 24hrs a Day But My Heart Will be Like a Clock That will not s2p Caring & Saying U r always Remembered. Take Care.




A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend




another month,another year,another smile,another tear,another winter.a summer too... but there? ll never be.........
another you!


IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me,if u keep it u WANT me,if u simply ignore it,u really ADORE me!so,what r u going to do?




The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..




Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..




Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.




Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.


Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?


Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams




FRIENDS are like stars.....
you do not ALWAYS SEE
them but you know they are
always there...




I asked God for a Flower,He gave me a garden I asked for a tree he gave me a forest I asked for a river he gave me an ocean I asked for an angel he gave me you


When God opened the door of heaven,He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.




I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!




When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!




Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'




A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.




Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Wonderful Indian Mustaches






Wonderful Mustaches






















Zamane Ki Hr Jannat Tumhari Hogi



Zamane Ki Hr Jannat Tumhari Hogi
Ye Aasmaan Or Ye Zamee Tumhari Hogi
Mujhse Keh B Na PaogeUs Se Pehle Mere Hisse Ki Har Khushi Tumhari Hogi
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jab Dhadkano Ko Tham Leta He Koi
Jab
Khyalo Me Naam Humara Leta He Koi
Yade Tab Or Yadgar Ban Jati He
Jab
Hume Hamse Behtar Jaan Leta He Koi
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Koi Tumhe Bhul Jaye To Kya Karoge
Saari Yaade Mit Jaye To Kya Karoge
Kisiko 6odne Se Pehle Ye Soch Lena
Koi Tumhe 6od Jaye To Kya Karoge..
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Pasand Hai Surat Lakho Me Apki
Jadu To Jarur Hai Ankho Me Apki
Dil Ki Baato Ko Aap Kya Jane
Humne To Bitaye Hai Har Pal Yado Me Apki.!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chahat He Ki Rab Mila De Apse
Ye Aarzu H K Dor Bandhi Rahe Apse
Bas 1 Bat Ki Umeed He Apse
Dil Se Dur N Krna Agr
Ham Dur B Rhe Apse
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jab Dhadkno Ko Tham Leta He Koi
Jab Khyalo Me Naam Hmara Leta He
Koi Yade Tab Or Yadgar Ban Jati He
Jab Hume Hmse Behtar Jaan Leta He Koi
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jab Dhadkno Ko Tham Leta He Koi
Jab Khyalo Me Naam Hmara Leta He
Koi Yade Tab Or Yadgar Ban Jati He
Jab Hume Hmse Behtar Jaan Leta He Koi
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
PalkoSe Ankho Ki Hifazat Hoti He
Dhadkan DiL Ki Amanat Hoti He
Ye DOSTI Ka Rishta V Bada Pyara He
Kabhi Chahat To Kabhi Shikayat Hoti he
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kanch Ko Chahat Thi Pather Pane Ki
Ek Pal Me Tut Ke Bikhar Jane Ki
Chahat Bas Itni Thi Us Diwane Ki
Apne Hazar Tukdo Me Uski Hazar Tasvire Sajane

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Monday, May 23, 2011

Sarabi Jokes




Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. 
Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.  
Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? 

Pujaari ne peechha chhudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada". 

Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"

Pujari: "Dharti badi"

Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"

Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"

Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Shiv bada"

Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"

Pujari: "Parbat bada"

Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"

Pujari: "Hanuman bada"

Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Ram bada"

Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"

Pujari: "arey mere baap TU Bata kaun bada"


Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada, Jo  puri 2 bottle pee ke bhi apni taango pe khada." 

Jokes

- interview -


Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?


Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...






Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.


Banta child - how?


Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain




Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."








Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
.
Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
.
Girl: Kuch Nhi.
.
Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
.
Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy


"Letreen"


Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :->




GF: Where is my Birthday gift..
BF: you cav see that red hot ferrari on the otherside of road..
GF:(excitingly)-Yes
BF: Same color ki nailpolish li hee tere liye...


Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.








winter season me :
Golu-Are yaar nadi se bhaap kyu nikal raha hai..?
Molu-Lagta hai machchaliyan chai bana rahi hain..






In an exam,
a student who was prep but left D pg blank
At bottom drew flowers and wrote-
"In D memory of my memory,which recently passed away!

Saturday, May 21, 2011