Rude Jokes

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS


Lucky means who get the opportunity
Brilliant means who creats the opportunity
Winner means who uses the opportunity
Have a winning day today and always


A Friendship is Sweet when its New , its Sweeter when its true ,But its Sweetest when the friend is like you.

Obstacles can't stop you Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. Only you can stop you

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Fortune will never come if u invite it to come , u must have to bring it.

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.

I am treating you as my friend asking you share my present minuses in the hope I can ask you to share my future pluses.

If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears.

the longer i know u ,the more i love u.just when i think ive had the fortune to witness all of ur inner beauty,u reveal yet more,of urself to me &i fall in love all over again with u.

How can i spell "S_CCESS" without 'U'? or "C_TE" or "H_MBLE" or "F_N" or "F_T_RE" or even "TR_ST" what will i do without 'U' proud to have a friend like 'U

When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live life

If u have a better idea , and I have another , and we exchange ,then we have two ideas each .beleive in it and act ! what you think ?? Just smile

Setting a place for me in your heart is ok but setting a place for me in ur mind might be dangerous coz i am MIND BLOWING!

In the rhythm of life sometimes v find R-selves out of tune, but as long as there r people like u 2 provide the melody ---- the music plays on & On & on.

Life is like a camera, it may click any time..so always keep smiling on ur face.

All that a man achieves and all that he fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts

Education without character science without humanity commerce without morality politics without principle are useless and dangerous

No one can go back and make a brand new start .Any one can make start from now and make a brand new ending