Thursday, July 7, 2011

i love you in diff language

Afrikaans : Ek is lief vir jou
Ek het jou lief
Albanian : Te dua
Amharic : Afekrishalehou
Arabic : Ana Behibak (to a male)
Ana Behibek (to a female)
Basc : Nere Maitea
Bavarian : I mog di narrisch gern
Bengali : Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi
Berber : Lakh tirikh
Bicol : Namumutan ta ka
Bulgarian : Obicham te
Cambodian : kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah
Bon sro lanh oon
Cantonese : Ngo oi ney
Catalan : T'estim (mallorcan)
T'estime (valencian)
T'estimo (catalonian)
T'estim molt (I love you a lot)
Chinese : Wo ie ni (Manderin, Cantonese)
Croatian : Volim te (most common), or
Ja te volim (less common)
Czech : miluji te
Danish : Jeg elsker dig
Dutch : Ik hou van jou
English : I Love You
Estonian : Mina armastan sind
Esperanto : Mi amas vin
Persian (Farsi) : Tora dust midaram
Flemish : Ik zie oe geerne
Finnish : Mina" rakastan sinua
French : Je t'aime
Friesian : Ik bin fereale op dy
Ik ha^ld fan dy (Most commonly used phrase) (the ^ is above the a)
Gaelic : Ta gra agam ort
German : Ich liebe Dich
I mog Di ganz arg! (Suebian: South German dialekt.)
Greek : S' ayapo
Gujarati : "Tane Prem Karoo Choo"
Hausa : Ina sonki
Hebrew : aNEE oHEIVET oTKHA (female to male)
aNEE oHEIV otAKH (male to female)
Ani ohev at (man to woman)
Ani ohevet atah (woman to man)
Hindi: Mein Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon
Hokkien : Wa ai lu
Hopi : Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian : Szeretlek te'ged
Icelandic : ?g elska ßig
Indonesian : Saya cinta padamu
Saya Cinta Kamu
Aku tjinta padamu
Saja kasih saudari
Italian : Ti amo
Irish : taim i' ngra leat
Japanese : Kimi o ai shiteru
Kazakh : Men seny jaksy kuremyn
Kiswahili : Nakupenda
Korean : Tangsinul sarang ha yo
Kurdish : Ez te hezdikhem
Latin : Te amo
Vos amo
Lao : Khoi huk chau
Latvian : Es Tev milu
Lingala : Nalingi yo
Lithuanian: Ash miliu tave
Luo : Aheri
Madrid lingo : Me molas, tronca
Malay/Indonesian : Saya cintakan awak(awak=kamu=you)
Aku sayang engkau (engkau=kamu=you)
Malay : Saya cintamu
Saya sayangmu
Maltese: Inhobbok!
Mandarin : Wo ai ni
Mohawk : Konoronhkwa
Navajo : Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele : Niyakutanda
Norwegian : Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal)
Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk)
Pakistani : Muje se mu habbat hai
Persian : Tora dost daram
Pilipino : Mahal Kita
Iniibig Kita
Polish : Ja Cie Kocham or Kocham Cie (Pronounced Yacha kocham)
Portuguese : Eu te amo
Romanian : Te iu besc
Russian : Ya lyublyu tebya
Ya vas lyublyu
Scot Gaelic : Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian : Volim te (most common), or
Ja te volim" (less common)
Shona : Ndinokuda
Sioux : Techihhila
Slovak : lubim ta
Slovene : ljubim te (??????)
Spanish : Te amo
Swahili : Nakupenda
Swedish : Jag a"lskar dig
Swiss-German : Ch'ha di ga"rn
Tagalog : Mahal kita
Taiwanese : Gwa ai lee
Tamil Naan Unnai Kadhalikiren
Thai : Phom Rak Khun
Ch'an Rak Khun
Tunisian : Ha eh bak
Turkish : Seni seviyorum!
Urdu : Mujhe tumse muhabbat hai
Vietnamese : Anh ye^u em (man to woman)
Em ye^u anh (woman to man)
Toi yeu em
Vlaams : Ik hou van jou
Welsh : 'Rwy'n dy garu di.
Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi)
Yiddish : Ikh hob dikh lib
Zazi : Ezhele hezdege (sp?)
Zuni : Tom ho' ichema

Thought for today....!!

There iz alwayz a TRUTH behind "Mazak kar raha tha"

a little EMOTION behind "Mujhe koi Fark nai padta"

a little PAIN behind "its ok"
...
a little NEED behind "Mujhe Akela Chhod do"

a Deep THOUGHT behind "Pata
Nahi"

a Lot of words behind "Silence"

So try 2 understand Feelings not words...

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

from facebook

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Friendship

PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.


He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.



He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.



He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"



Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.



His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"



His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.



Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"



His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"



Moral : Self-induced hangover - $400.00
Broken crockery - $800.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS"

Friday, June 24, 2011

Top Engineering Colleges






Set In Lead A student on campus at IIT-Powai
rankings
The top 75 overall and the Top 10 breakdowns between govt and pvt colleges, zone and criteria wise

Top 10 Govt Colleges

Top 10 Pvt Colleges

Top 3 Zonewise

Top 10 Engineering Colleges In Placement


The above table is based on objective data provided by institutes.

Top 10 Engineering Colleges In Selection Process

Top 10 Engineering Colleges In Personality Devt & Ind Interface

Top 10 Engineering Colleges In Academic Excellence

Top 10 Engineering Colleges In Infrastructure & Facilities

Top 25 Employers In Engineering

  1. NTPC Ltd
  2. Microsoft
  3. Indian Oil Corp Ltd
  4. Cisco Systems
  5. IBM
  6. TCS
  7. Tata Motors
  8. L&T
  9. Oracle
  10. Adobe
  11. Informatica
  12. Intel
  13. D.E. Shaw Group
  14. Amazon
  15. Ashok Leyland
  16. Deloitte
  17. Maruti Suzuki
  18. Morgan Stanley
  19. Infosys
  20. Accenture
  21. BHEL
  22. Coal India Ltd
  23. Google
  24. McKinsey
  25. Schlumberger

Based on number of visits to top campuses over the past three years





Wednesday, June 22, 2011

awesome t-shirt

Fun Quotes

Fun is a state of mind. If you have a zest for life, you will never miss out on fun. Don't be uptight all the time. Drop your worries and just learn to chill-out. These fun quotes will remind you of the fun moments in your life. The key to a good life is to have fun. Albert Einstein
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Dr. Seuss
Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Nancy Mitford
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Mark Twain
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Sid Caesar
In between goals is a thing called life that has to be lived and enjoyed.

Katharine Hepburn
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Mark Twain
I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.

Alfred Souza
Dance as though no one is watching you; love as though you have never been hurt before, sing as though no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth.

Bob Basso
If it's not fun, you're not doing it right.

Walt Disney
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

T S Eliot
If you haven't the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it offers you.

courtesty: http://quotations.about.com/od/funnyquotes/a/funquotes.htm

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

सोनिया गाँधी एक विद्यालय में गई कल

सोनिया गाँधी एक विद्यालय में गई कल

उसने किसी बच्चे से कहा की तुम कोई प्रश्न पूछो मुझसे

तो एक बच्चा (रहीम ) खड़ा हुआ उसने कहा मै सिर्फ ३ प्रश्न पूछूँगा

१.बिना कोर्ट के आदेश के बाबा का अपहरण क्यों किया गया ?

2.कसाब को फंसी क्यों नहीं दी जा रही है

३.क्यों मनमोहन सिंह काला धन वापिस लेकर नहीं आ रहे है

तभी RECESS की बेल बज जाती है

RECESS के बाद

सोनिया-अब कोई प्रश्न पूछना चाहता है

राम-मेरे ५ प्रश्नों का जवाब दे दीजिये

१.बिना कोर्ट के आदेश के बाबा का अपहरण क्यों किया गया ?

2.कसब को Sअज क्यों नहीं दी जा रही है

३.क्यों मनमोहन सिंह काला धन वापिस लेकर नहीं आ रहे है

४.आज RECESS २० मिनट पहले क्यों हो गई ?

५.रहीम कहाँ गया ????

अब आप सब लोग भी सोचे जरा.............. क्या यही सब नहीं हो रहा है हमारे प्यारे भारत देश मे....... तो क्या हम सब का फर्ज नहीं अब की सोचे जरा तो देश हित की करे कुछ देश हित मे या........ रहने दे चलने दे ऐसे ही, हमें क्या फर्क पड़ता है, मेरा क्या जाता है..................... सोचा नहीं तो सोचे अभी...........

किसी को पता भी नहीं और किसी को कोई मतलब नहीं?

क्या यही लोक तंत्र है ?????

क्या यही हमारे शहीदों के स्वप्नों का भारत है.?????????????

सोचा नहीं तो सोचो जरा...................


courtesy and thanks to : http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/notes/ritesh-jaiswal

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

'LOKPAL-BILL'




Dear All,

Government of India put a condition that 25 CRORES of people support
is needed to implement 'LOKPAL-BILL'

For this we just have to GIVE A MISSED call (Free) to the following
number from your Mobile -
‘’022 61550789’’ (Authentic number given by none other than Kiran Bedi)

After giving a missed call to this no. You'll receive a thanks msg.

Forward this to as many as possible to make India corruption free!!



Lets do a bit from our side to save our India from these corrupt politicians !!



Lets be a part of this movement to punish those corrupt people...





"The world suffers a lot,



Not because of the violence of bad people,

But because of the silence of good people!"

Anna Hazare-Message


 “दर्द होता रहा छटपटाते रहे, आईने॒ से सदा चोट खाते रहे, वो वतन बेचकर मुस्कुराते रहे, हम वतन के लिए॒ सिर कटाते रहे”
280 लाख करोड़ का सवाल है ...
भारतीय
गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा"* ये कहना है स्विस बैंक के
डाइरेक्टर
का. स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने यह
भी
कहा है कि भारत का लगभग 280
लाख
करोड़
रुपये
उनके स्विस
बैंक
में जमा है. ये रकम
इतनी
है कि भारत का आने वाले 30 सालों का बजट
बिना
टैक्स के
बनाया
जा सकता
है
.
या
यूँ कहें कि 60 करोड़
रोजगार
के अवसर
दिए
जा सकते है. या यूँ भी कह सकते है
कि
भारत के किसी भी गाँव से दिल्ली तक 4
लेन
रोड बनाया
जा
सकता है. ऐसा भी कह
सकते
है कि 500 से ज्यादा सामाजिक प्रोजेक्ट पूर्ण किये जा सकते है. ये
रकम
इतनी
ज्यादा है कि अगर हर भारतीय को 2000 रुपये हर महीने भी दिए जाये तो 60
साल
तक ख़त्म ना हो. यानी भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक से लोन लेने कि कोई जरुरत
नहीं
है. जरा सोचिये ... हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं
और
नोकरशाहों ने
कैसे
देश को

लूटा
है और ये लूट का सिलसिला अभी तक 2011 तक जारी है.
इस
सिलसिले को
अब
रोकना

बहुत
ज्यादा जरूरी हो गया है. अंग्रेजो ने हमारे भारत पर करीब 200 सालो तक राज
करके
करीब 1 लाख
करोड़
रुपये लूटा. मगर आजादी के केवल 64 सालों में हमारे भ्रस्टाचार ने 280
लाख
करोड़ लूटा है. एक तरफ 200 साल में 1 लाख करोड़ है और दूसरी तरफ केवल 64
सालों
में 280 लाख करोड़ है. यानि हर साल लगभग 4.37 लाख करोड़, या हर महीने
करीब
36 हजार करोड़ भारतीय मुद्रा स्विस बैंक में इन भ्रष्ट
लोगों
द्वारा जमा
करवाई
गई है. भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक के लोन की कोई दरकार नहीं है. सोचो की
कितना
पैसा हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और उच्च अधिकारीयों ने ब्लाक करके
रखा
हुआ
है
. हमे भ्रस्ट राजनेताओं और भ्रष्ट अधिकारीयों के खिलाफ जाने का पूर्ण अधिकार
है
.हाल ही में हुवे घोटालों का
आप
सभी को पता ही है - CWG घोटाला, जी
स्पेक्ट्रुम
घोटाला , आदर्श होउसिंग घोटाला ... और ना जाने कौन कौन
से
घोटाले
अभी
उजागर होने वाले है ........आप लोग जोक्स फॉरवर्ड करते ही हो. इसे भी इतना
फॉरवर्ड
करो की पूरा भारत
इसे
पढ़े ... और एक आन्दोलन बन जाये

Friday, June 10, 2011

Rahul Gandhi exposed by an IIT student...

THE CURIOUS CASE OF RAHUL GANDHI


Rahul Gandhi: "I feel ashamed to call myself an INDIAN after seeing what has happened here in UP".



PLEASE DON'T BE ASHAMED OF U.P. YET



Please don't be ashamed of Uttar Pradesh yet. Congress ruled the State for the Majority of the duration Pre Independence to Post Independence.. from 1939 to 1989 ( barring the Periods of Emergency.. Thanks to your Grand Mom Indira G. and a couple of transitional Governments)



8 out of the total 14 Prime Ministers of India have been from UP, 6 out of those 8 have been from Congress...



I think your party had more than half a century and half a Dozen PM's to build a State...



The Reason Mulayam Singh, subsequently came to Power is because your party wasn't exactly Gandhian in their dealings in the State.. So May be If you look at in totality the present chaos in UP is the outcome of the glorious leadership displayed by Congress in UP for about 50 years!



So Please don't feel ashamed as yet Dear Rahul.. For Mayawati is only using the Land Acquisition Bill which your party had itself used to LOOT the Farmers many times in the Past!



WHY DIDN'T YOUR PARTY CHANGE THE BILL WHEN IT WAS IN POWER FOR SO LONG?

Not that I Endorse what Mayawati is doing.. What Mayawati is doing is Unacceptable..



But the past actions of your party and your recent comments, puts a question mark on your INTENT and CONSISTENCY.





YOU REALLY WANT TO FEEL ASHAMED



But don't be disappointed, I would give you ample reasons to feel ashamed...



You really want to feel Ashamed..?



First Ask Pranav Mukherjee, Why isn't he giving the details of the account holders in the Swiss Banks.



Ask your Mother, Who is impeding the Investigation against Hasan Ali?



Ask her, Who got 60% Kickbacks in the 2G Scam ?



Kalamdi is accused of a Few hundred Crores, Who Pocketed the Rest in the Common Wealth Games?



Ask Praful Patel what he did to the Indian Airlines? Why did Air India let go of the Profitable Routes ?



Why should the Tax Payer pay for the Air India losses, when you intend to eventually DIVEST IT ANYWAY!!!



Also, You People can't run an Airline Properly. How can we expect you to run the Nation?



Ask Manmohan Singh. Why/What kept him quiet for so long?



Are Kalmadi and A Raja are Scapegoats to save Big Names like Harshad Mehta was in the 1992 Stock Market Scandal ?



Who let the BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY Accused go Scot Free? ( 20,000 People died in that Tragedy)



Who ordered the State Sponsored Massacre of SIKHS in 84?



Please read more about, How Indira Gandhi pushed the Nation Under Emergency in 76-77, after the HC declared her election to Lok Sabha Void!



(I bet She had utmost respect for DEMOCRACY and JUDICIARY and FREE PRESS)



I guess you know the answers already. So My question is, Why the Double Standards in Judging Mayawati and members of your Family and Party?



I condemn Mayawati. But Is She the only one you feel Ashamed for?



What about the ones close to you? For their contribution to the Nation's Misery is beyond comparison.



You talk about the Land being taken away from the Farmers. How many Suicides have happened under your Parties Rule in Vidarbha ? Does that Not Ashame You ?





THE 72,000 CRORE LOAN WAIVER



Your Party gave those Farmers a 72,000 Crore Loan Waiver. Which didn't even reach the Farmers by the way.



So, Why don't you focus on implementing the policies which your govt. has undertaken, instead of earning brownie points by trying to manufacture consent by bombarding us with pictures of having food with Poor Villagers....



You want to feel ashamed. You can feel ashamed for your Party taking CREDIT for DEBITING the Public Money (72,000 crores) from the Government Coffers and literally Wasting it...





You want to feel ashamed.. Feel ashamed for that...





WHY ONLY HIGHLIGHT THIS ARREST?



Dear Rahul, to refresh your memory, you were arrested/detained by the FBI the BOSTON Airport in September 2001.



You were carrying with you $ 1,60,000 in Cash. You couldn't explain why you were carrying so much Cash.

Incidentally He was with his Columbian girlfriend Veronique Cartelli, ALLEGEDLY, the Daughter of Drug Mafia.


9 HOURS he was kept at the Airport.


Later then freed on the intervention of the then Prime Minister Mr.Vajpayee.. FBI filed an equivalent of an FIR in US and released him.


When FBI was asked to divulge the information, by Right/Freedom to Information Activists about the reasons Rahul was arrested ... FBI asked for a NO OBJECTION CERTIFICATE from Rahul Gandhi.


So Subramaniyam Swami wrote a Letter to Rahul Gandhi, " If you have NOTHING to HIDE, Give us the Permission"



HE NEVER REPLIED!



Why did that arrest not make Headlines Rahul? You could have gone to the Media and told, "I am ashamed to call myself an INDIAN?".



Or is it that, you only do like to highlight Symbolic Arrests (like in UP) and not Actual Arrests ( In BOSTON)





Kindly Clarify.....



In any case, you want to feel ashamed, Read Along...





YOUR MOTHER'S SO CALLED SACRIFICE OF GIVING UP PRIME MINISTER SHIP in 2004.



According to a Provision in the Citizenship Act.



A Foreign National who becomes a Citizen of India, is bounded by the same restrictions, which an Indian would face, If he/she were to become a Citizen of Italy.



(Condition based on principle of reciprocity)



[READ ANNEXURE- 1&2]





Now Since you can't become a PM in Italy, Unless you are born there.

Likewise an Italian Citizen can't become Indian PM, unless He/She is not born here!





Dr. SUBRAMANIYAM SWAMI (The Man who Exposed the 2G Scam) sent a letter to the PRESIDENT OF INDIA bringing the same to his Notice. [READ LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT IN ANNEXURE -3]



PRESIDENT OF INDIA sent a letter to Sonia Gandhi to this effect, 3:30 PM, May 17th, 2004.



Swearing Ceremony was scheduled for 5 PM the same Day.



Manmohan Singh was brought in the Picture at the last moment to Save Face!!





Rest of the SACRIFICE DRAMA which she choreographed was an EYE WASH!!!



Infact Sonia Gandhi had sent, 340 letters, each signed by different MP to the PRESIDENT KALAM, supporting her candidacy for PM.



One of those letters read, I Sonia Gandhi, elected Member from Rai Bareli, hereby propose Sonia Gandhi as Prime Minister.

So SHE was Pretty INTERESTED! Until She came to know the Facts!



So She didn't make any Sacrifice, It so happens that SONIA GANDHI couldn't have become the PM of INDIA that time.





You could be Ashamed about that Dear Rahul!! One Credential Sonia G had, Even that was a HOAX!





THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.



You go to Harvard on Donation Quota. ( Hindujas Gave HARVARD 11 million dollars the same year, when Rajiv Gandhi was in Power)



Then you are expelled in 3 Months/ You Dropped out in 3 Months.... ( Sadly Manmohan Singh wasn't the Dean of Harvard that time, else you might have had a chance... Too Bad, there is only one Manmohan Singh!)



Some Accounts say, You had to Drop out because of Rajiv Gandhi's Assassination.



May be, But Then Why did you go about lying about being Masters in Economics from Harvard .. before finally taking it off your Resume upon questioning by Dr. SUBRAMANIYAM SWAMI (The Gentlemen who exposed the 2G Scam)



At St. Stephens.. You Fail the Hindi Exam.



Hindi Exam!!!



And you are representing the Biggest Hindi Speaking State of the Country?





SONIA GANDHI's EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATIONS



Sonia G gave a sworn affidavit as a Candidate that She Studied English at University of Cambridge



[SEE ANNEXURE-6, 7_37a]



According to Cambridge University, there is no such Student EVER! [ SEE ANNEXURE -7_39]



Upon a Case by Dr. Subramaniyam Swami filed against her,



She subsequently dropped the CAMBRIDGE CREDENTIAL from her Affidavit.



Sonia Gandhi didn't even pass High School. She is just 5th class Pass!



In this sense, She shares a common Educational Background with her 2G Partner in Crime, Karunanidhi.





You Fake your Educational Degree, Your Mother Fakes her Educational Degree.

And then you go out saying, " We want Educated Youth into Politics!"





Letters sent by Dr. Swami to EC and then Speaker of Lok Sabha are in ANNEXURE 7_36 &7_35 RESPECTIVELY





Contrast that with Gandhi Ji , who went to South Africa, Became a Barrister, on Merit, Left all that to work for South Africa, then for the Country....





WHY LIE ABOUT EDUCATIONAL CREDENTIALS?



Not that Education is a Prerequisite for being a great Leader, but then you shouldn't have lied about your qualifications!



You could feel a little ashamed about Lying about your Educational Qualifications. You had your reasons I know, Because in India, WE RESPECT EDUCATION!



But who cares about Education, When you are a Youth Icon!!





YOUTH ICON



You traveled in the Local Train for the first time at the Age of 38.



You went to some Villages as a part of Election Campaign.



And You won a Youth Icon!! ... That's why You are my Youth Icon.



For 25 Million People travel by Train Everyday. You are the First Person to win a Youth Icon for boarding a Train.



Thousands of Postmen go to remotest of Villages. None of them have yet gotten a Youth Icon.



You were neither YOUNG Nor ICONIC!



Still You became a Youth Icon beating Iconic and Younger Contenders like RAHUL DRAVID.



Shakespeare said, What's in a Name?



Little did he knew, It's all in the Name, Especially the Surname!



Speaking of Surname, Sir





DO YOU REALLY RESPECT GANDHI, OR IS IT JUST TO CASH IN ON THE GOODWILL OF MAHATMA?



Because the Name on your Passport is RAUL VINCI.



Not RAHUL GANDHI..



May be if you wrote your Surname as Gandhi, you would have experienced, what Gandhi feels like, LITERALLY ( Pun Intended)



You People don't seem to use Gandhi much, except when you are fighting Elections. ( There it makes complete sense).



Imagine fighting elections by the Name Raul Vinci...





It feels sadly Ironic, Gandhi Ji, who inspired Icons like Nelson Mandela ,Martin Luther King Jr. and John Lennon, across the world, Couldn't inspire members of his party/ Nehru's Family, who only seem to use his Surname for the purposes of FIGHTING ELECTIONS and conveniently use a different name on their PASSPORT.





You use the name GANDHI at will and then say, " Mujhe yeh YUVRAJ shabd Insulting lagta hai! Kyonki aaj Hindustan mein Democracy hai, aur is shabd ka koi matlab nahin hai!





YUVRAJ, Itna hi Insulting lagta hai, to lad lo RAUL VINCI ke Naam se!!! Jin Kisano ke saath photo khinchate ho woh bhi isliye entertain karte hain ki GANDHI ho.. RAUL VINCI bol ke Jao... Ghar mein nahin ghusaenge!!!





You could feel ashamed for your Double Standards.





YOUTH INTO POLITICS.



Now You want Youth to Join Politics.



I say First you Join Politics.



Because you haven't Joined Politics. You have Joined a Family Business.



First you Join Politics. Win an Election fighting as RAUL VINCI and Not Rahul Gandhi, then come and ask the youth and the Educated Brass for more involvement in Politics.



Also till then, Please don't give me examples of Sachin Pilot and Milind Deora and Naveen Jindal as youth who have joined Politics..



They are not Politicians. They Just happen to be Politicians.



Much Like Abhishek Bachchan and other Star Sons are not Actors. They just happen to be Actors (For Obvious Reasons)



So, We would appreciate if you stop requesting the Youth to Join Politics till you establish your credentials...





WHY WE CAN'T JOIN POLITICS!



Rahul Baba, Please understand, Your Father had a lot of money in your Family account ( in Swiss Bank) when he died.



Ordinary Youth has to WORK FOR A LIVING.



YOUR FAMILY just needs to NETWORK FOR A LIVING



If our Father had left thousands of Crores with us, We might consider doing the same..



But we have to Work. Not just for ourselves. But also for you. So that we can pay 30% of our Income to the Govt. which can then be channelized to the Swiss Banks and your Personal Accounts under some Pseudo Names.



So Rahul, Please don't mind If the Youth doesn't Join Politics. We are doing our best to fund your Election Campaigns and your Chopper Trips to the Villages.



Somebody has to Earn the Money that Politicians Feed On.





NO WONDER YOU ARE NOT GANDHI'S. YOU ARE SO CALLED GANDHI'S!!



Air India, KG Gas Division, 2G, CWG, SWISS BANK Account Details... Hasan Ali, KGB., FBI Arrest..



You want to feel ashamed..



Feel Ashamed for what the First Family of Politics has been reduced to...



A Money Laundering Enterprise.





NO WONDER YOU ARE NOT GANDHI'S BY BLOOD. GANDHI is an adopted Name. For Indira didn't marry Mahatma Gandhi's Son.



For even if you had one GENE OF GANDHI JI in your DNA. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PLAGUED BY SUCH 'POVERTY OF AMBITION' ( Ambition of only EARNING MONEY)





You really want to feel Ashamed.



Feel Ashamed for what you ' SO CALLED GANDHI'S' have done to MAHATMA'S Legacy..



I so wish GANDHI JI had Copyrighted his Name!



Meanwhile, I would request Sonia Gandhi to change her name to $ONIA GANDHI, and you could replace the 'R' in RAHUL/RAUL by the New Rupee Symbol!!!





RAUL VINCI : I am ashamed to call myself an Indian.



Even we are ashamed to call you so!





P.S: Popular Media is either bought or blackmailed, controlled to Manufacture Consent!


My Guess is Social Media is still a Democratic Platform. (Now they are trying to put legislations to censor that too!!)


Meanwhile, Let's ask these questions, for we deserve some Answers.



For we are all Gandhi's. For Bapu is the Father of the Nation!





To know more, Try looking for Dr. SUBRAMANIYAM SWAMI. He is the reason today 2G SCAM is being Investigated!!!





YOURS SINCERELY



NITIN GUPTA ( RIVALDO)



B.Tech, IIT Bombay

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Thursday, June 9, 2011

SMS Love Poems

Life is for living I live mine for u,

Love is for giving I give mine to u.

Dreams are for dreaming, I dream of u,

Hearts are for beating mine beats for u.

Someone somewhere dreams of ur smile,

Nwhilst thinking of u, says life is worthwhile.

So when u r lonely, remember its true,

Someone somewhere is thinking of u.


If a kiss was a drop of water,

Id send u the sea.

If a hug and cuddle was a leaf,

Id send u a tree.

And if love was forever,

Id give u eternity.


I asked god for a flower,
I got a garden.
I asked for a tree,
He have the forest.
I asked for a rive,
He gave me the ocean.
I asked for love,
And I got u!


Close ur eyes and imagine this,

The one u love just gave u a kiss.

Move closer, have no fear,

Dont open ur eyes or the dream will disappear.


Heres my heart, its urs so take it,

Treat it gently, please dont break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u.


Somebody loves u, somebody cares,

Somebody is saying ur name in their prayers.

All day long all night through,

Somebody is breaking their heart just for u!


Ur love is like a river peaceful and deep,

Ur soul is like a secret that I never could keep,

When I look into ur eyes I know its true,

God must have taken time in making u!


Hurt is painful, love is 2,

U dream of someone,

Someone else dreams of u.

Although these dreams rarely come true,

It feels good to dream of someone like u!


If u r asking if Id hurt u, the answer is never.

If u r asking if I miss u, the answer is forever.

If u r asking if I need u, the answer is I do.

If u r asking what I value, the answer is Id value u.


If being caring was time,

U would b ETERNITY

If being a darling was a dime,

U would b worth BILLIONS.

But damn, if being sexy was a crime,

U would b so GUILTY.

Rude Jokes

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS


Lucky means who get the opportunity
Brilliant means who creats the opportunity
Winner means who uses the opportunity
Have a winning day today and always


A Friendship is Sweet when its New , its Sweeter when its true ,But its Sweetest when the friend is like you.

Obstacles can't stop you Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. Only you can stop you

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Fortune will never come if u invite it to come , u must have to bring it.

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.

I am treating you as my friend asking you share my present minuses in the hope I can ask you to share my future pluses.

If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears.

the longer i know u ,the more i love u.just when i think ive had the fortune to witness all of ur inner beauty,u reveal yet more,of urself to me &i fall in love all over again with u.

How can i spell "S_CCESS" without 'U'? or "C_TE" or "H_MBLE" or "F_N" or "F_T_RE" or even "TR_ST" what will i do without 'U' proud to have a friend like 'U

When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live life

If u have a better idea , and I have another , and we exchange ,then we have two ideas each .beleive in it and act ! what you think ?? Just smile

Setting a place for me in your heart is ok but setting a place for me in ur mind might be dangerous coz i am MIND BLOWING!

In the rhythm of life sometimes v find R-selves out of tune, but as long as there r people like u 2 provide the melody ---- the music plays on & On & on.

Life is like a camera, it may click any time..so always keep smiling on ur face.

All that a man achieves and all that he fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts

Education without character science without humanity commerce without morality politics without principle are useless and dangerous

No one can go back and make a brand new start .Any one can make start from now and make a brand new ending

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Kirsten appointed as South Africa coach

Cape Town: Gary Kirsten, who guided India to World Cup glory and pinnacle of Test cricket, was today appointed as South Africa coach for a term of two years.

The 43-year-old former India coach, who had stepped down in April after helping Mahendra Singh Dhoni's men lift the World Cup, will have Russell Domingo as his assistant, while ex-teammate Allan Donald will be the bowling coach.

"In the first place I would like to say what an honour it is to become head coach of the Proteas," said Kirsten, who replaces Corrie van Zyl as the official head coach and team director.

"Having filled the same position with the Indian national team for the past three years I believe this is a natural progression as far as my coaching career is concerned.

"My coaching philosophy will not be any different than it was for the Indian team. I always endeavour to influence players in a positive way and give them options so that they can grow both as cricketers and as people," he added.

Kirsten's first assignment will be in October when South Africa hosts arch-rivals Australia and his next challenge will be the series against Sri Lanka later this year.

The affable South African never had any formal coaching experience but his three-year stint with India saw him transform the team into World champions and CSA CEO Gerald Majola said they are happy to have him as the chief coach.

"We are delighted to welcome Gary back as part of the CSA family," Cricket South Africa (CSA) chief Majola said.

"We have been through an exhaustive but rewarding process to find the best possible candidate for the job and we are totally confident that we have done just that.

Reliance Test Championship ICC Ranking 2011

S.No. TEAM MATCHES POINTS RATING
1 India 42 5357 128
2 South Africa 36 4228 117
3 England 45 5165 115
4 Sri Lanka 27 2951 109
5 Australia 43 4583 107
6 Pakistan 32 2870 90
7 West Indies 28 2398 86
8 New Zealand 32 2482 78
9 Bangladesh 19 131 7

Reliance ODI Championship ICC Ranking 2011

S.No. TEAM MATCHES POINTS RATING
1 Australia 51 6577 129
2 India 54 6564 122
3 Sri Lanka 42 4996 118
4 South Africa 37 4307 116
5 England 42 4430 105
6 Pakistan 46 4617 100
7 New Zealand 41 3842 94
8 West Indies 33 2359 71
9 Bangladesh 41 2745 67
10 Ireland 19 775 41
11 Zimbabwe 39 1430 37
12 Netherlands 12 117 10
13 Kenya 13 0 0

Monday, June 6, 2011

West Indies Schedule



Jun-2011
Wed 08
13:00 GMT, 09:00 local
West Indies v India
2nd ODI - West Indies vs India
Queen's Park Oval, Trinidad
Sat 11
13:00 GMT, 09:00 local
West Indies v India
3rd ODI - West Indies vs India
Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua
Mon 13
13:00 GMT, 09:00 local
West Indies v India
4th ODI - West Indies vs India
Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua
Thu 16
14:00 GMT, 09:00 local
West Indies v India
5th ODI - West Indies vs India
Sabina Park, Jamaica
Mon 20 - Fri 24
15:00 GMT, 10:00 local
West Indies v India
1st Test - West Indies vs India
Sabina Park, Jamaica
Tue 28 - Sat 02
14:00 GMT, 10:00 local
West Indies v India
2nd Test - West Indies vs India
Kensington Oval, Barbados
Jul-2011
Wed 06 - Sun 10
14:00 GMT, 10:00 local
West Indies v India
3rd Test - West Indies vs India
Windsor Park, Dominica

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Cute baby