Have a Positive attitude

1. When your boss says - "You have screwed up this module"

Smile - it means "the other modules were good"

2. When your boss says - "I am not going to let you go early today evening"

Smile - It means "you can come late tomorrow"

3. When your boss says - "Do the documentation"

Smile - it means "Relax dude, you've done enough of coding, time to give your brains a break"

4. When your boss says - "You do nothing but just surf the internet"

Smile - it means "Dude, now I know where all that knowledge comes from"

5. When your boss says - "Do you come to office to sleep?"

Smile - It means "hey buddy, why do you stress yourself? Have a good night's

sleep and come to office whenever you wish!"

6 . When your boss says - "Stop staring at that girl you moron"

Smile - it means "My wife is better than her "

7. When your boss says - "Why does nothing work on your machine?"

Smile - it means "I am thinking I could rather give you my laptop"

8. When your boss says - "Would you stop talking on your mobile phone?"

Smile - it means "Use the office phone instead"

9. When your boss says - "Why do you keep smiling always?"

Smile - it means "I love the fact that You are spreading the good will"

10. When your boss says - "YOU ARE FIRED"

SLAP HIM IN HIS FACE AND SAY - "I RESIGN"