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Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Sunday, March 20, 2011
How to identify different citizens of India.....
* Quite Funny *
Scenario 1*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's *MUMBAI*
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Scenario 2*
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in * PUNJAB *!!!
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Scenario 3*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's * DELHI *
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Scenario 4*
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's *AHMEDABAD*
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Scenario 5*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's * BANGALORE *
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Scenario 6*
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this
nonsense..
Peace settles in...
That's *CHENNAI*
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Scenario 7*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in *KOLKATA*
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Scenario 8*
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere else and keep fighting".
That's *KERALA*!
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And the best one is .... *
Scenario 9*
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as
friends.
You are in * GOA *!!!
Courtesy:"Singh, Raj"
Scenario 1*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's *MUMBAI*
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 2*
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in * PUNJAB *!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 3*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's * DELHI *
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 4*
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's *AHMEDABAD*
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 5*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's * BANGALORE *
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 6*
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this
nonsense..
Peace settles in...
That's *CHENNAI*
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 7*
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in *KOLKATA*
------------ --------- --------- --------- - *
Scenario 8*
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere else and keep fighting".
That's *KERALA*!
------------ --------- --------- --------- -
And the best one is .... *
Scenario 9*
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as
friends.
You are in * GOA *!!!
Courtesy:"Singh, Raj"
Cricket Word Cup 2011 Schedule
1
23 Mar,2011 08:30 AM GMT
PAK vs WI (1st Quarter Final)
Shere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur
To be played
2
24 Mar,2011 09:00 AM GMT
AUS vs IND (2nd Quarter Final)
Sardar Patel Gujarat Stadium, Motera
To be played
3
25 Mar,2011 08:30 AM GMT
NZ vs SA (3rd Quarter Final)
Shere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur
To be played
4
26 Mar,2011 09:00 AM GMT
SL vs ENG (4th Quarter Final)
R.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
To be played
5
29 Mar,2011 09:00 AM GMT
T.B.C. vs T.B.C. (1st Semi Final)
R.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
To be played
6
30 Mar,2011 09:00 AM GMT
T.B.C. vs T.B.C. (2nd Semi Final)
Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali
To be played
7
02 Apr,2011 09:00 AM GMT
SF1 vs SF2 (Final)
Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
To be played
23 Mar,2011 08:30 AM GMT
PAK vs WI (1st Quarter Final)
Shere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur
To be played
2
24 Mar,2011 09:00 AM GMT
AUS vs IND (2nd Quarter Final)
Sardar Patel Gujarat Stadium, Motera
To be played
3
25 Mar,2011 08:30 AM GMT
NZ vs SA (3rd Quarter Final)
Shere Bangla National Stadium, Mirpur
To be played
4
26 Mar,2011 09:00 AM GMT
SL vs ENG (4th Quarter Final)
R.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
To be played
5
29 Mar,2011 09:00 AM GMT
T.B.C. vs T.B.C. (1st Semi Final)
R.Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
To be played
6
30 Mar,2011 09:00 AM GMT
T.B.C. vs T.B.C. (2nd Semi Final)
Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali
To be played
7
02 Apr,2011 09:00 AM GMT
SF1 vs SF2 (Final)
Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
To be played
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